Women are like a safe

An anonymous comment left at http://alifemoreordinary.blogspot.com/2005/03/crossroads-and-thats-understatement.html
"... Every woman is a safe and no two have exactly the same combination. Figuring out the combination is the fun of a new sexual partner..." got me to thinking, wow what a profound statement.

I have been with a lot of women. Some you can spin the dials all night and can't find the combination. For some of the women the tumblers are loud enough that the combination is easy to find. Others are so quiet you never have a clue. Some the safe is not even locked. Others are rusted shut. A few have damaged doors that do not fit properly. Sometimes the damaged can be repaired and sometime the damage is too great. If you cannot get the safe open after a few tries, you move on. Sometimes after you get the safe open you do not find any thing you want in there and you move on. Most of the time I was not willing to put all of my valuables in any one safe. Some safes required too much oil and grease to keep working (high maintenance). Of course all safes require some maintenance to keep the door swinging freely. A couple of the safes the combination kept changing. What worked last week no longer works. Sometimes the safes are guarded by family and/or religion. Hopefully you can sneak past the guards.

Guys seem to have simpler locks.

So for you women out there, remember that most guys have no clue on how to properly open a safe. You will need to help them and show them which way to spin your dials.